Headcanons -- !

[Peregrine Mendicant]

If you have any headcanons about your character(s) that you'd like to share, put them here!

Try to keep all headcanons for one character on a single post; and just edit it as you think of new ones to reduce spam posts; and also to make it easier for others to find.

[Roxy Lalonde]

Oh man, Roxy headcanons. I don't have many serious ones, these are just a lot of silly ones, mostly.

• Has a deep, burning love for Harry Potter. She has a crush on Sirius Black.
  
• Roxy is actually a decent writer when she puts effort into it, she just never does. She finds writing quick, silly stories while smashed a lot more fun.
  
• A lot of her stories of terrible self-insert fic. Or, well. Slash.
  
• Has a thing for older men. She's primarily straight, but wouldn't rule out anything.
  
• She loves Pokemon. She's a fan of retro games so only really likes the first generation, but she makes an exception for Skitty. Dang, that thing is cute.
  
• She gets pretty lonely very easily, and thrives on social interaction. When shes at her apartment for too long with her Dad not around and not friends talking to her, she drinks heavily.
  

[Dave Strider]

:'B Most of these are really terrible headcanons but whatevs. More when I find some more to accept for him.

• Dave is the most frugal ass imaginable. His bro's plush porn does make enough to pay the bills, apparently, but he'd be damned if he ever sees any of it used around the house to pay for anything other than cheap takeout or more materials for the smuppets. With whatever money he does get his hands on, he employs his expertise in cupon-fu.
  
• Though he gravitates towards a lot of shitty promotional games and FPS games on an ironic basis, Dave's favorite series of games is, completely ironically, Drawn to Life.
  
• He has a borderline ridiculous appreciation for the small positives in life. Find some apple juice of dubious age in your closet? Tell everyone about your great fortune. Receive a gift? Cherish it forever and always.
  
• Dave is insecure about himself to the point of being willing to question or change his opinions on just about anything at the drop of a hat. Even things he might feel strongly about he can be coerced out of or into just about anything.
  
• Dave is ridiculously forgetful. Birthdays, holidays, ect. will probably slip his mind unless he's reminded constantly.
  
• His train of thought seems to be directly attached to his mouth, so he tends to quietly talk to himself while he's writing anything. He's very proud of the fact that he's managed to keep a hold on this habit for the most part when in public.
  
• Romantically, Dave isn't as totally oblivious in his coolkid facade as one would be lead to believe. He doesn't act upon his feelings or the feelings of others all too often though for fear of making things awkward, however.
  

[John Egbert]

John headcanons, yo.

• Romantically speaking, he's skeptical. He thinks romance is really complicated and he's not that interested in actively pursuing it.
  
• He's never had any real crushes, barring his celebrity ones. That's not to say he couldn't develop any in the future! Part of the reason he's so "whatever" about romance he's he's just never felt that way about anyone.
  
• Besides his canon crush on Liv Tyler, he also has a thing for Matthew McConaughey.
  
• He considers himself straight, though! Matthew is just a very special exception.
  
• Moving on from romancey stuff, John's a pretty contradictory guy! He's pretty nice and altruistic, but still harbors an insensitive and selfish streak.
  
• John teases the people he cares about a LOT, it's how he shows his affection. Although it varies from person to person, generally speaking he'll be more snarky with the people he cares most about.
  
• That's not to say he's always being friendly when he's snarky or sarcastic! Sometimes he just really doesn't have a lot of patience, especially if he's skeptical about the other person.
  
• John likes cheesy 80s rock, Aerosmith, and any songs with rude lyrics.
  
• Oh yeah, John thinks sex is pretty hilarious and doesn't take it very seriously. He's easy to fluster if the prospect of actually kissing somebody comes up, though!
  
• If somebody has a crush on John, he won't notice. Even if they spell it out for him, his first instinct is to think they're joking.
  
• He's a horrible singer.
  
• When John says he bakes a little, he means a little. He usually fucks up whatever he bakes. His Dad is proud anyway.
  
• John's not all that modest. He doesn't care about people seeing him in his boxers or in whatever states of undress and is sort of baffled by people finding that weird.
  
• He's a huge slob. When his dad is pretty strict with his routine, making him go to bed on time, shower regularly, tidy his room weekly, etc. When he goes away for any length of time, John barely takes care of himself.
  

[Aradia Megido]

A wild Aradia appears!

• Aradia loves to tinker around with jail broken iPhones or rooted Androids. Just the concept of having total, 100% control over her smartphone excites her. She loves to randomly input commands (often ones she didn't even know existed) into the mobile Terminal. Sadly, she is not very good at manipulating her technology, and has ruined many phones beyond repair.
  
• Aradia has never even had a crush before. As a child, she had sort of a daughter's crush on her father, but besides that, she has no experience with romance.
  
• Aradia loves the Indiana Jones movie series, and owns the entire series on Blu-Ray. She also owns a limited edition Indiana Jones hat, and has written many adoring letters to Harrison Ford.
  
• Aradia has a bit of an unhealthy obsession with grape juice - she goes through about 4 gallons of the stuff in two weeks.
  

[Jade Harley]

dumb jade headcanons: the musical

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• When Jade grew up on her island, she barely saw her grandfather -- he was either off travelling, or spending time by himself when he actually was home. Because of this, she was still mostly raised by Bec and doesn't understand most societal conventions.
  
• She often walks around her own apartment with little to no clothes on because of this.
  
• She also doesn't understand the concept of shaving and has never owned a razor in her life.
  
• Jade's had some romantic thoughts/feelings for all of the other beta kids at some point or another -- after all, growing up, they were the only other kids her age she talked to, and everyone has hormones. She doesn't really feel that way about any of them anymore, though.
  

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[Vriska Serket]

gr8 vriska headcanons: the even shittier musical (on ice!)

• Vriska is prone to nightmares. She doesn't enjoy talking about them. At all.
  
• She likes superheros because she considers them to be completely badass. She likes Spiderman and Iron Man the most.
  
• She enjoys puns quite a bit.
  
• She isn’t body-conscious about anything above her waist.
  
• She has a Netflix account which she uses quite often.
  
• When it comes to romantic advances, Vriska's actually pretty oblivious until someone spells it out for her. On the flip side, it's obvious when she likes someone.
  
• Vriska doesn't own anything hair-care related besides a brush; which she rarely uses.
  
• She washes her hair with soap.
  
• Vriska has a binder filled with information, calculations, and headcanons relating to all her MMO characters.
  
• Incredibly indifferent on religion, and isn't part of any religious denomination herself. Definitely an atheist.
  
• Her favorite band is Nickleback.
  
• Vriska has a celebrity crush on Chad Kroeger, rivaled only by her feelings for Nic Cage.
  
• She enjoys pretending to like Justin Bieber, if only to annoy people.
  
• Vriska’s favorite holiday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and thinks it should be celebrated more widely.
  
• Vriska’s favorite food is pizza.
  
• A total slob, she rarely, if ever, picks up after herself.
  
• Doesn't understand the hype around birthdays -- as hers was never celebrated too much as a child.
  
• Really, really, really hates her mom.
  
• Walks around her apartment in barely anything, because she gives no shits.
  
• Gets away without wearing a bra whenever she can.
  
• Actually quite intelligent when it comes to school work -- especially math.
  
• All her core classes are Honors-level classes; and she gets better grades than she lets on.
  

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[Eridan Ampora]

A lot of these things were probably said on my App, but I might as well put those in too, in case my writin was so awful that you decided to just skip it.

*Eridan is the leader of a gang of his creation
*The gang isn't that serious, nor does Eridan care for it to be.
*Eridan really looks up to his father, despite being a juvenile delinquent
*That said, his father is a higher-up con-man for the Gambino family.
*His father's also handsome, and loaded (See above headcanon)
*Eridan is always armed, only he knows what it is, and only he knows where it is hidden.
*Eridan primarily fights by a warrior code; 'Do unto others as you would have done unto you.' Before going into mortal combat, he must make sure he is completely ready to die, otherwise, he will refuse to fight.
*Above headcanon also applies to smaller conflicts, such as fistfights or brawls. He tends to avoid conflict unless he would not mind being beaten.
*Eridan owns a car, and has the bare-minimum knowledge of automotive repair to keep it running.
*If his garments are not filling his '50's greaser motif' (Tight pegged jeans, Cowboy shirts, leather jackets.) they will be filling his 'Son of an Italian Mobster motif' (Tight suits, usually white, tie optional.)
*If Eridan was/is in a band, he'd be the singer (As he is a good singer)
*Expect Eridan to do the unexpected
*Wow these headcanons suck
*Like srsly these sounded better in my head
*Eridan harbours I love for the Harry Potter series, but his interest doesn't stem out to many other magic-related stories
*Despite gloomy demeanour and a tendency to be rude as all hell, Eridan's mostly a comedian.
*Eridan's failing every class that isn't English, Theatre, Gym, or History. Mostly because he doesn't see any other classes helping him in his career choices.
*Eridan considers his only career options to be acting, a life of organised crime, or both.
*Eridan's never had a girlfriend, and believes the thought of another human being attracted to him to be completely inconceivable.
*Eridan likes video games i would phrase this better but fuck you.
*I'm not gonna go in-depth on what games he likes if you want to know for some reason iunno just fucking ask him in the rp
*To someone who doesn't know Eridan well, he can come off as extremely stupid, or simple-minded, but Eridan's closer 'friends' know that he's quite intelligent.
*Eridan doesn't have 'friends'

Wow, that was like torture.

[Karkat Vantas]

--HEADCANONS--

• Despite how angry Karkat is at his father for the move, they are both actually really close. In fact, they affectionately call each other "Crabdad" and "Crabkid" since they both share the same short fuse.
  
• Karkat is a pretty awesome cook. Besides his food tasting delicious, he's also pretty versatile with cooking. You kind of have to be when you can afford so little to eat.
  
• In addition to playing the violin, Karkat can sing a little. However, he thinks he sounds god aweful, so he'll only sing in private.
  
• Karkat has a massive celebrity crush on Will Smith. The young teen has seen all of his movies, even the non-romantic ones, and owns them all, as well. He even has all the seasons of Fresh Prince of Bel Air in his room. To this day, Karkat is still convinced that Will Smith is the best rapper ever.
  
• Karkat used to have a hyperactive imagination as a child, and with this came frequent and vivid nightmares every time he tried to go to sleep. His parents had no idea why, since Karkat was never exposed to anything that could cause such visions to happen. But they did, and this caused his insomnia.
  
• Karkat likes to gossip, and finds himself doing it frequently. He doesn't mean to, it kinda just happens. Despite this, Karkat can keep a secret when it is vital to do so.
  
• The color of his eyes is the only part of himself that Karkat is insecure about. After years of being picked on for it, Karkat began to really hate his eyes, constantly complaining about how difficult it is to see in daylight because of them. His mother loved them though, and because of that Karkat doesn't wear any shades to hide them.
  
• In addition to all of this, Karkat is also an internet junky. He spends hours and hours online, and would much rather talk to people over chat than in person or over the phone.
  
• Another consequence of this is that his eyes dry out frequently.
  
• He is also uses his text frequently, and will probably send a person 20 texts before finally getting the courage to pick up the phone.
  
• Karkat is a believer of not sugar coating things, and often comes off as harsh and rude. However, because of his Hispanic heritage, Karkat does have the terrible habit of beating around the bush.
  
• When Karkat gets angry, the filter between his mouth and his brain tends to shut off. Therefore, he'll say things that he really doesn't mean, and that usually gets him into a lot of trouble.
  
• Karkat can hold a grudge and is hard to forgive. When Karkat's upset, he'll withdraw from everyone and just hide out for a few days. It doesn't happen very often that Karkat will get that mad, but a person can tell when Karkat gets to that point when he stops talking to him/her.
  
• Though, in the scenario described above, a long and poetic apology with a sentimental gift is probably the best way to apologize.
  
• Karkat also is biliginual since his parents spoke mostly Spanish at home. Though, Karkat limits his Spanish to when he is with his family.
  

[Terezi Pyrope]

Terezi Headcanon

• Loud music of various genres is a favourite of Terezi's, especially when her mum isn't home.
  
• When she can, she walks around the house in her underwear, she likes the breeze.
  
• Terezi used to lick things as a child to "keep her immune system up."
  
• She isn't very sentimental except with two things; her scalemate dragons and her dragon cape. She's had them since she was little and her cape was the last thing her dad got her before he left.
  
• Terezi sits waaaaaaaaaay too close to the TV and computer screen so she can see; she has the mentality that if she's already blind not much else can make it worse.
  
• Elder Scrolls, Portal and CoD are some of Terezi's favourite video games, but she also really loves Pokemon.
  
• Her Pokemon teams generally consist of dragon types; this includes Magikarp.
  
• Sometimes she has dreams of various gorey situations, they usually end with her being hung. Terezi won't talk about them often.
  
• Along with wanting to be a Lawyer, Terezi dabbles in the art. She has ever since he was little and still draws on the walls in her room.
  
• Sometimes she gets a bit self-conscious about her lack of breasts, but it doesn't last long.
  
• She eats tomatoes like an apple and apples like tomatoes; as a kid she got the two mixed up a lot and it stuck.
  
• V for Vendetta is one of Terezi's favourite movies; she has a crush on V.
  
• On Wednesday nights Terezi and her mother watch a movie with each other, it's always different and more often than not, they end up hating it and picking out an old favourite.