tentacleTherapist [TT]

[Rose Lalonde]

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[Roxy Lalonde]

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TG: yo rosie
TG: hows my bby sis doing
TG: ur comming to my schoool this year rightg
TG: mom didnrt book you into sum genius place for the totes smart???/
TG: thatd suck
TG: i mean itd be great 4 u butf p sucky 4 me

[Rose Lalonde]

TT: You know, there is a specific type of overall blockheadedness that embodies itself in certain individuals, causing them to insist on whatever language they have always been comfortable with despite the protestations of the saner, more considerate people who surround them.
TT: Clearly, however, you demonstrate that you surpass the common arrogant prick by leaps and bounds, tripping over yourself in your desire to call people by childish nicknames that they had shed before leaving primary school.
TT: Sometimes in public.
TT: Not that I am too offended, Roxlock.
TT: But in any case, besides the move, everything has been the same as it always is.
TT: Long days, longer nights, solitary lamps lighting forlorn pages detailing forgotten monsters, quick footsteps through a now-too-small living space in order to escape the prying eyes of she who must not be named, mysterious strangers who flit past one's memory as soon as you meet, dragging You-Know-Who away from the bottle on the floor after she has passed out on the couch.
TT: Nothing exciting to report.
TT: I'd ask how you and dad are, but that would simply be redundant. I can assume on my own time.
TT: Anyway, yes, we are currently enrolled in the same school. Mother thought it best to keep us together, to foster a "fameely relatshooipth."
TT: Inflection hers.
TT: Could you tell me a little about the school? I don't want to walk in the first day unprepared, you understand.

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[Roxy Lalonde]

TG: omfg yotyure callling me a blocakheaded arrogant prick???
TG: rude rosey ruuude
TG: nyway its not lik it matters thers only the 2 of us in thias chat yknow
TG: sidesw i like being calleds roxlock it sounds like a totes cool wizard wizzardname
TG: i like how our mom has a wiuzzard name too mom is lik voldfemort hahaha
TG: but jeezx sis you sure do tlk a lot you must really like the sound of your voice
TG: or ther look of your poretty purple trext i guess
TG: faiur enough its fucking nice (aaaalmost as nice as my color lololol)
TG: but ok the schools p much your average highschhol
TG: the teaahers are mostly okay but watch out 4 the englsh teacheers theyre all PRICKS ok
TG: theyre pretty sloppy on rule enforcement tho nobody seems to hav a problem w/ me comming in all sloshed all the tim
TG: the other kids are mossdty nioce there's a few GANGZ but its just juvinille bs
TG: tou should be fine
TG: sides big sisll take care of u <3433

[Rose Lalonde]

TT: Not quite, but I appreciate your valiant effort to keep up with that verbal barrage.
TT: Considering your typical level of inebriation it was almost commendable.
TT: But it is of no matter.
TT: Though, might I add that the current number has no bearing on the other things you have done in public in the past.
TT: Keep that in mind.
TT: And it should, as it is a bastardization of the word "warlock."
TT: Which you might have noticed had you not been worse off than a curious teen on her twenty-first birthday.
TT: I must admit that I find myself musing about your average BAC on an almost daily basis.
TT: Though yes I suppose I just love listening to myself type and seeing the words appear on the screen -- as if by magic!
TT: Oh it does set my heart absolutely a-flutter. No, I can't say I do this for any other sake than my own!
TT: What even is open communication between individuals who want to actually understand each other? That is certainly no intention of the realistic woman!
TT: That would just be ridiculous.
TT: Clearly, you are right: I just am enamored with my own purple text.
TT: Though by pricks I assume you mean they absolutely do mind you walking in completely sloshed, turning in papers stained by gin-tainted fingers.
TT: I'll keep this in mind, as it is of no doubt pertinent to me.
TT: I had heard about the gang problem though, not that I am the least bit anxious about it. It was unremarkable news; every school has its 'bad people.'
TT: I suppose this is like all the others.
TT: And I will say I will need it, "big sis."

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[Roxy Lalonde]

TG: i DID notice thats why i pointed it out dummy
TG: grr rosey alwaise tryin to make me look dumb even tho im older than u u shud b ashamed
TG: givin ur sister such fuckin sass hahaa
TG: also screw waiting til ur 21 thats for chumps
TG: and by pricks i mean douchebag assafaces who jusrt dont understand the COMPLEXITY and style of WIZZXARDS god
TG: always slatin my writrng my writings fuckin greaty
TG: sometimes
TG: but yh im sure you can hnadle it all and if you cant ill swoop in and sav you
TG: lik a guadrian angel

[Rose Lalonde]

TT: Clearly you are more naive than you say if you honestly believe that the age of a being has any bearing on its intelligence.
TT: Wise men learn from children, after all.
TT: And let's face it, the paltry two year difference we share means nothing in the scheme of things. Or even the most shallow of situations, for that matter.
TT: And yes, screw those who actually adhere to the laws of the place where we live!
TT: Those hooligans.
TT: Clearly, you are in the moral majority.
TT: Though I highly doubt they dislike wizards. Knowing you, you are merely not using them to their full potential, and the teachers realize this and shun you for it.
TT: I will have no such issue. Not that I bring magic into the classroom, so to speak.
TT: There is a time and place for everything, dear sister.
TT: I do look forward to your protection, in any case. It will be quite comical to see how literally you take the word "swooping" when it is actually practiced.
TT: I picture you flailing your arms wildly as you rush to defend; like an angel, not understood by anyone but the person you protect.
TT: I imagine we'd both be assured detention, in any case.

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[Roxy Lalonde]

TG: obviously age doesnt hasv much bearfing ohw else wud u go making me loko like a chump 24/7
TG: besides drinking isnt about MORALS theres nothing immortal about drinking
TG: *immoral
TG: who gets hurt
TG: no1 thats who
TG: roseie u hav no idea the kinda the kinda rescuin id do
TG: all scooping you up like a damzel in distress
TG: fighint off them gangs with my fearsome magiks
TG: but hahah enough of that bs
TG: good luck @ school ill see u there

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