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Post by Vriska Serket on Aug 22, 2012 20:05:10 GMT -5
*to all the kids & trolls.
arachnidsGrip [AG] opened memo on board Roosevelt High Party Chat!!!!!!!!.
AG: Heeeeeeey losers! AG: Not all of you know me yet, so I'll cut to the ch8se. AG: I'm Vriska. I don't really care that much what your names are. AG: Aaaaaaaand you're all pro8a8ly wondering how I got your pesterchums. AG: There's a un8elieva8le amount of inform8tion on the internet, just sitting there. AG: You'd 8e surprised what you can find with the right amount of searching! AG: And it wasn't even that much. This stuff is readily availa8le if you just know where to look. :::;) AG: Anyway!!!!!!!! AG: I know you're all in Roosevelt High or a8out to start there. AG: Which is gr8! 8ecause I am too. AG: And I want to fuck shit up. AG: So I thought I'd make this memo. AG: You may 8egin to speak now. AG: ::::)
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Post by Rose Lalonde on Aug 22, 2012 23:46:34 GMT -5
tentacletherapist responded to memo.
TT: So pleased to know that we have a stalker among us. TT: Honestly, thank you for bringing such a serious condition on the state of the peer group to light so early in the game. TT: Good to see that we don't have anyone clever around! I would hate for someone else to not show their hand before the game has even begun! TT: Though by "fuck shit up" I sincerely hope you mean academically. TT: My reports say that there is enough gang violence at this institution as is. TT: Thought I think you wouldn't mind playing the part of the hooligan, admittedly. TT: And for that end, allow me to remind you: TT: The police can find your information more quickly than you can find mine. TT: Food for thought, Spider-Girl.
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Post by Vriska Serket on Aug 23, 2012 0:34:31 GMT -5
AG: Wow, who peed in your wheaties this morning???????? AG: I wouldn't know, 8ecause I'm not a stalker. AG: So cool your jets! >::::( AG: What the fuck m8kes you think you're so smart and I'm not? AG: It's not like I wanted to 8ring a 8unch of strangers into a chat and leave them lost and 8ewildered AG: I was nice enough to preemptively answer the question. AG: Why aren't you thanking me? AG: Why aren't you realizing how gr8 I am???????? AG: I think you need to t8ke a 8r8k and step out of this chat so I can talk to people who actually want to 8e here. AG: That sounds like an excellent idea to me.
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Post by Aradia Megido on Aug 23, 2012 5:17:06 GMT -5
AA: hell0 AA: i th0ught this was supp0sed t0 be an intr0ducti0n AA: vriska are y0u causing tr0uble again AA: its 0kay with me but y0u might scare 0ff s0me 0f the pe0ple wh0 d0nt kn0w y0u AA: als0 ps d0nt w0rry ab0ut vriska she is always like this AA: she is s0rt 0f a huge bitch but y0u get 0ver it AA: i did 0_0 AA: s0 anyway y0u seem....el0quent AA: hell0, i am aradia. h0w are y0u?
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John Egbert
Peasant
EB: your unpleasant face is what kicks ass! EB: or DOESN'T, more like.
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Post by John Egbert on Aug 23, 2012 13:58:44 GMT -5
-- ghostlyTrickster [GT] responded to memo --
[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote] GT: hey everyone! thanks for the "permission to speak". (lol.) GT: nice to meet you all i guess, since we are going to be school chums soon enough. GT: or school ENEMIES, maybe! but like that is going to be a thing that happens. GT: i'm john. i am starting at the school this year. i moved here from washington because of boring dad business-y reasons. GT: and hi rose! man, you sure are getting into arguments fast. don't go getting involved in all that gang stuff, okay?
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Post by Rose Lalonde on Aug 23, 2012 16:39:18 GMT -5
TT: Don't be silly, a woman such as myself knows better than to eat cereal. Empty calories. TT: Though perhaps my monthly apple juice was not, in fact, the nectar advertised. TT: And well, if you cannot see why I should question your intelligence by the very first message you posted -- no, the fact that you would believe this to be any stretch of a good idea -- then perhaps you are even higher on the totem pole than I had previously observed. TT: You're certainly not doing your cause any good by continuing to heckle me on your superiority. TT: And I will do nothing of the sort. You should be prepared for any company you invite, after all. TT: That said, hello Aradia, hello John. TT: Forgive me for not previously giving an introduction, that was actually pretty rude. TT: Sorry. TT: I'm Rose Lalonde, and it's really my pleasure to meet you, Aradia. TT: I will admit that I do flirt with the occasional loquacious endeavor, so in that aspect I suppose you are correct. TT: And hush, John, hush. TT: I have not started anything I cannot finish, and certainly nothing so serious. Besides, I don't have time for such trivial matters. TT: Glad to see that your faith in my character is at an all-time high, however. TT: Honestly tickled. TT: Though it is nice to talk to you again; I'd forgotten that you were coming to the same institution as myself. TT: It'll be nice to meet.
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Post by Dave Strider on Aug 23, 2012 17:50:46 GMT -5
-- turntechGodhead [TG] responded to the memo --
TG: woah what TG: the fresh hell is this i was just minding my own business when all of a sudden TG: bam TG: mr strider youre wanted on the internet TG: if it isnt random strangers then i dont know TG: with a rick tick tickity tick oh yeah TG: anyways sup im dave and did i just walk into a catfight TG: things getting all up and wild and out of control and no soul out there brave enough to peer mediate this madness TG: and then the memos come off TG: people start encircling a brawling pair of enraged ladies in the street chanting for them both to fight and take it off TG: no order here just chaos TG: did anyone take bets yet TG: whos winning TG: oh hi rose
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Post by Aradia Megido on Aug 23, 2012 18:06:41 GMT -5
AA: n0 mr strider this isnt a catfight AA: actually i think r0se finished whatever was g0ing 0n here AA: if anyb0dy kn0ws what was g0ing 0n, please tell me AA: actually d0nt b0ther i really d0nt mind AA: s0 hell0 dave and j0hn h0w are y0u im aradia AA: what classes d0 y0u guys have? d0 y0u kn0w? AA: and r0se i h0pe we bec0me g00d friends AA: y0u seem like a nice pers0n...ill just have t0 learn h0w t0 decipher what y0ure saying a l0t AA: y0u seem t0 enj0y saying p0intless things in between what y0u really want t0 say AA: n0 0ffense AA: 0_0
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Post by Vriska Serket on Aug 23, 2012 18:27:23 GMT -5
AG: Aradia, shut the fuck up! AG: No8ody needs you to tell them shit like that. AG: As for John, no8ody is going to 8e joining a gang! AG: There are plenty of w8ys to fuck shit up without 8eing a gang. AG: Gangs are shitty, if we're 8eing some sort of group we should 8e a cooler one. AG: Like a 8rig8de!!!!!!!! AG: Or a metaphorical 8and of pirates. ::::D AG: Rose, you are clearly the stupider one. AG: I would 8an you from responding 8ut I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself! AG: Although Aradia's right, everything you s8y is pointless. AG: 8etween all the words you say, there's nothing important. AG: I'm not so sure a8out the nice part. AG: Also, Strider, you should 8e damn sure if there were any fights going I would have started a 8etting pool already. AG: Actuuuuuuuually, why don't we start one right now? ::::O AG: Who wants to 8et how long it will t8ke 8efore I want to 8an Rose again? AG: Any takers????????
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Post by Rose Lalonde on Aug 23, 2012 18:55:34 GMT -5
TT: Well, hello to you too, Strider. TT: Once again your psyche proves itself to be among the most fascinating I've ever witnessed. Not many would jeer at their cousin to "take it off" in their desire to see vaguely homoerotic actions between two members of the opposite sex. TT: Getting a tad desperate in our years, aren't we? TT: I wouldn't use such simplistic terminology about the situation, though. After all, we don't say that a grown person is "winning" when they are beating a toddler at Go-Fish. TT: But yes, I would say that I am rather finished with this discourse. TT: Especially now that she is attempting to propose that we take bets on her emotions. Now, isn't that a most suspicious scheme. TT: I would say that it's almost clever, but then I remember that she supposedly isn't six years old. TT: And Aradia, I will not insult your intelligence, but I will say now that I have said nothing pointless since I decided to respond to the memo. TT: Or, if it was not pertinent, it was certainly not irrelevant. TT: There is nothing difficult about "deciphering" what I put forth; you must simply learn how to comprehend. TT: Do you read any books rich with description? I find they work wonders. TT: It's all about training yourself in the appropriate fields of reading and basic comprehension. TT: That said, I find it particularly funny that you, Vriska, have now insulted my intelligence by putting it on the same level as yours not once, but twice now. TT: One should not compare bonobos and humans with the expectation that they have the same capacities, after all. TT: Or, in your case, a chimp to her scientist.
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Post by Dave Strider on Aug 23, 2012 19:21:27 GMT -5
TG: sup aradia couldve fooled me TG: rose doesnt finish anything around here TG: how am i im mildly disappointed but ill bet you this bottle of apple juice that youll be back to thinking of removing her within the next several minutes eight woman TG: because shes just getting started and TG: oh there she goes TG: lalonde calm yourself its not even the first day TG: put that fascination with my psyche back in your skirts nobody wants to see you whipping that around TG: think of the bonobos or whatever TG: you dont want to expose your children to the strider mind they wont be able to handle it TG: it begins with tears and ends with imploded bonochildren all over the floor and those stains dont come out TG: well they might but there isnt any product on tv that claims to remove it TG: that could be a great marketing plan TG: bonobo baby blood remover guaranteed to wipe the floor off your blood TG: three easy payments of nineteen ninety nine call now and well double the offer TG: anyway no im not really sure what my schedule is or what classes they actually got me into havent got it yet TG: something about registering at the last minute or something i dont know TG: i have to go pick it up at the school tomorrow
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Post by Vriska Serket on Aug 23, 2012 19:36:02 GMT -5
AG: Rose, what the hell is your deal???????? AG: I don't see why you think you're so much smarter than me! AG: All you've 8een doing is showing off your weird vocu8lulary! AG: So you can memorize a few o8scure words! 8ig fucking deal. AG: It just m8kes you look like a stuck-up 8itch. ::::) AG: I agree with the Strider kid on this one. AG: Calm your tits. AG: Think of the 8ono8os!!!!!!!!
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Post by Rose Lalonde on Aug 23, 2012 21:38:55 GMT -5
TT: Strider, I must ask. TT: Do you even know what a bonobo is? TT: Or my affinity? TT: Please, do not say such things where my children can hear. TT: They might become upset and refuse to do anything but cling to be and wail in fear of the evils of king consumer, and his lust for their precious bonobo blood. TT: They love it when I whip out my psychoanalysis (or anything I whip out, to be sure), but violence, oh. TT: How they quiver with fear. TT: Strider, please, think of my precious children. TT: But ah, Spider-Girl. TT: You fail to realize that my tits have remained perfectly chilled this entire conversation. TT: Might you be experiencing a bout of projection? Venting your own troubled frustrations by transferring them unto your perception of me? TT: I don't doubt it. TT: Why, aren't we insecure, Spider-Girl! TT: Annoyed? Even flustered? TT: You certainly do like to put on a facade of confidence. But is any of this true? TT: I can't deny that I am the slightest bit intrigued.
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Post by Vriska Serket on Aug 23, 2012 22:33:48 GMT -5
AG: Do us all a f8vor and go f8ck yourself.
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Post by Dirk Strider on Aug 23, 2012 22:48:29 GMT -5
TT: Whoa, whoa, girls. TT: Calm down. It's okay now. I'm here. TT: Hm, it seems you've all become acquainted quite well already. One nice big sphere. TT: Well, allow me to introduce myself, brosephonies. I'm Dirk Strider. That little guy in the lame Ben Shitter glasses is my little brother. TT: As you can see, he may have gotten the looks from me, but he didn't get much else. TT: Rose, dear, I apologize if he got off on the wrong foot. I really must keep a leash on him myself. Although I can see that he isn't really the worst of your problems. TT: Ms Vriska, may I ask what your obsession with eight is? Eight exclamation marks, eight periods....It's a little weird, don't you think? And if you don't mind, what exactly was the point of this stupid-ass memo thing? TT: There are better ways of introducing yourself to everybody and you know it. TT: Or maybe you don't. I keep forgetting that some people just aren't that smart. I really tend to blow it. TT: Like John or Aradia here, they seem pretty well-off. That's pretty much what you guys need to do while you're here. Just ignore all the catfights and stay out of trouble. TT: I'm sure you'll find yourselves on the fast track to success, on the double. TT: Hm, it appears I may be coming on too strong. Somebody else say something, please. Hearing somebody besides myself would really put me at ease.
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